You might not remember me...I used to have a blog and then I had children.
I mean I still have them but they have reached the age at which they sometimes play with each other for five whole minutes in a row, which allows me time to do things like dishes and laundry.
JUST KIDDING I'M GONNA USE THE TIME TO CREATE INTERNET TRASH!
Sometimes as I'm scrolling through Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter and Pinterest I just think to myself MAN, there is just NOT ENOUGH CONTENT. Like what are people even supposed to do online anymore?
Fear not. I am here to fill the gaping void with something totally meaningful.
Or maybe just like 10,000 bitmojis of myself. Stay tuned.